Tuesday, July 17, 2007

I've lost my game


Prime example: In the OR with a rather attractive doctor and we are operating on a tubal ligation. The conversation of sports and football comes into play, so I chime in and add to the mashismo conversation.

doc: "you're into sports?"
me: "yup, I love football"
doc: "wow! and you like sports? where were you when I was looking for a wife?"
me: "uh....in the 5th grade..."


stupid shabby! stupid! stupid!

Not only did he not find my joke funny, he didn't even crack a pitty smile either. It was utter silence in the OR and I could have cut my throat with the scalpel at that point. Here's my moment to increase my edge with the doctor, however unethical it might be, and what do I do....I flat out diss him in front of everyone else in the OR!

Diagnosis: no game....not even pretend game...

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